Disney-like Denmark

Denmark is like a Disney-fabricated world, with picturesque streetscapes, beautiful gardens, pristine canals and happy shiney people (and very cute guys!). Even reading the newspaper I've learnt that Danes are the most satisfied nationality in all of Europe with one of the highest annual incomes, shortest working week and lowest unemployment rates. Moreover, they are exceptionally friendly people with perfect English and they evidently love a good joke. Is there anything wrong with this country? Oh yeah, there's one thing, George Bush is here!